MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: “I don’t care how big you get, I will whip your ass even if I have to stand on a chair to do it.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If all of your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump too? #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Life was not meant to be easy. It’s supposed to be hard. How else would you ever learn? #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “Just because you say it, that doesn’t make it so.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You never have to say you are sorry if you don’t do something to be sorry about.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Nobody will respect you if you do not respect yourself. #MamaSaid

It's like Mama always said: “Just because you can doesn’t mean that you should.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: No matter how much you think it ain’t so, your shit still stinks. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Money does not grow on trees. It’s held in the pockets of politicians. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You might be ridin’ high on the hog now, but sooner or later you will fall into the muck. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Stooping to another’s level only brings you both down. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If wishes were fishes we’d all cast nets. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: No matter where you start or how you get there, we all end up I the same place. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t take care of your things, they won’t take care of you. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “Bitching and moaning never once solved a problem.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “There is time enough for everything. It’s just a matter of how you choose to spend your time.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “Tax refunds - that’s just the government making you think they took less money from you.” #MamaSaid

“Go do it again so you learn not to.” #MamaSaid

Years ago, I remember talking with my mother about some personality I saw on television who said “x”. I railed against him because I...

It's like Mama always said, "Those who ride high horses have further to fall." #MamaSaid