MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Computers are still based on binary code! They need to get Woke! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I STILL don’t know why the old lady swallowed the fly! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Dogs and cats living together! Utter madness! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Mexican restaurant and my fajitas came with only two tortillas! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Does it even matter why? #OutrageTuesday

This is the last straw! #OutrageTuesday

I'm outraged! Absolutely outraged! My outrage won't fit on a sign. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Our politicians behave as poorly as the rest of us! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I am just too tired to be outraged today, but I can not find a place to outsource my outrage. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My bag of M&M’s only had two green ones! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Has anyone even asked Mother Nature about a preferred pronoun? #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It seems that too many are now competing with each other to see who can be offended by the dumbest thing. Is there a prize being offered out there and why haven’t I been allowed to sign up? #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In vino veritas (in wine there is truth). So, the other spirts have been lying to me all of these years!?! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The new world order has not been very orderly. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant and five different tables had people who had brought their dogs with them - INSIDE the restaurant. They said they were emotional service animals. But when I brought my emotional service chicken, the restaurant tried to serve it to customers. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Little monsters keep walking through the cross walk. What good are crossing guards if they don’t guard the crossing? #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Even though he only has to check one eye, when I go to the eye doctor he refuses to give me a 50% discount. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It’s early. Give me an hour. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Tomorrow never comes! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I did not buy more Dr. Seuss books before the prices skyrocketed. #OutrageTuesday