I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's disinformation. #OutrageTuesday
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that somebody is still there! #OutrageTuesday
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he was having a barbecue and that they might get a little a loud. Then he apologized in advance if their fun disturbed what I was doing. #OutrageTuesday
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t Elvis been canceled for his heinous characterization of hound dogs? “You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine!” #OutrageTuesday
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I cannot believe the behavior of our elected representatives. It’s almost as if those who represent us are representative of us! #OutrageTuesday
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! “Texas has a whorehouse in it. (Lord have mercy on our souls!) I'll expose the facts although it fills me with disgust Please excuse the filthy dark details, and carnal lust. (Filthy dark details, and carnal lust.)” #OutrageTuesday https://youtu.be/Y5EkcuhBwiU
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect. #OutrageTuesday