Bucket List
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While everybody else is talking about their bucket lists, all I have is a f*ck-it list. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jan 24
- 1 min
Oh, Baby
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I couldn’t find baby formula at the store and now my baby won’t rise. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jan 17
- 1 min
It's My Party
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Don’t tell me not to cry! Nobody knows where Johnny has gone and Judy left the same time. And why were they were holding hands? #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jan 10
- 1 min
No Problem
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Jan 3
- 1 min
Resolved
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I already broke my resolution not to make resolutions! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 27, 2022
- 1 min
Want Not, Waist Got
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My waistline is increasing at a rate greater than inflation! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 20, 2022
- 1 min
Trolls
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went looking for Santa’s elves online, but all I found were Beelzebub’s trolls! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Dec 13, 2022
- 1 min
Return to Sender
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My letter to Santa came back marked “Return to Sender.” #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 29, 2022
- 1 min
Seek and Ye Shall Find
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Everybody has lost their minds but nobody is searching for them. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 22, 2022
- 1 min
Whiskey
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked for wild turkey for Thanksgiving but I got Buckhorn whiskey instead! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 15, 2022
- 1 min
Hello
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody said “hello” to me. Don’t they realize that hello has the word “hell” in it? #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 8, 2022
- 1 min
Unsubscribe!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Nov 1, 2022
- 1 min
It's Extortion!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Last night little monsters kept coming to my house and extorting candy from me! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Oct 25, 2022
- 1 min
Dark & Quiet
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The woods are quiet and dark at night! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Oct 18, 2022
- 1 min
It Never Ends
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Not matter bad it is, Halloween never ends. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Oct 11, 2022
- 1 min
Don't Ask. Don't Tell.
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody asked me if I was outraged! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Sep 27, 2022
- 1 min
Conan
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Despite having spent thousands of dollars for the gate to hold off those barbarians, Conan O’Brien still gets in through the television! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Sep 20, 2022
- 1 min
3 Blind Mice
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Stop calling those mice blind! They knew what they were doing. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Sep 13, 2022
- 1 min
Lamb
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mary had a little lamb but did not invite me to dinner! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
- Sep 6, 2022
- 1 min
Smuggling
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Evil cartels are smuggling pumpkin spice across our borders. It has now been found in every community across our lands! #OutrageTuesday
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