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    The Sheriff
    mariokiefer
    • 11 hours ago
    • 1 min

    The Sheriff

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's disinformation. #OutrageTuesday
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    Somebody
    mariokiefer
    • May 10
    • 1 min

    Somebody

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that somebody is still there! #OutrageTuesday
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    Disinformation
    mariokiefer
    • May 3
    • 1 min

    Disinformation

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday
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    Safe Space
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 26
    • 1 min

    Safe Space

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday
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    Sorry
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 19
    • 1 min

    Sorry

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize! #OutrageTuesday
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    Tiring
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 12
    • 1 min

    Tiring

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday
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    Me!Me
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 5
    • 1 min

    Me!Me

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday
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    Hearts
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 29
    • 1 min

    Hearts

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Heart disease remains America’s number one cause of death, but we haven’t banned hearts! #OutrageTuesday
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    The Invite
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 22
    • 1 min

    The Invite

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he was having a barbecue and that they might get a little a loud. Then he apologized in advance if their fun disturbed what I was doing. #OutrageTuesday
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    T-Shirt
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 15
    • 1 min

    T-Shirt

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend went to the ER and all he brought me was a lousy t-shirt. #OutrageTuesday
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    Nosy
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 8
    • 1 min

    Nosy

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday
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    Skinny Jeans
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 1
    • 1 min

    Skinny Jeans

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday
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    Payback
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 22
    • 1 min

    Payback

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I borrowed money from the government and now they expect me to pay it back! #OutrageTuesday
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    Size 6
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 15
    • 1 min

    Size 6

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They’ve been lying all of this time. Big Foot wears a size 6 shoe! #OutrageTuesday
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    Hound Dogs
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 8
    • 1 min

    Hound Dogs

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t Elvis been canceled for his heinous characterization of hound dogs? “You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine!” #OutrageTuesday
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    You Better Represent!
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 1
    • 1 min

    You Better Represent!

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I cannot believe the behavior of our elected representatives. It’s almost as if those who represent us are representative of us! #OutrageTuesday
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    Where's the Beef?
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 25
    • 1 min

    Where's the Beef?

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday
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    Watchdog Report
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 18
    • 1 min

    Watchdog Report

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! “Texas has a whorehouse in it. (Lord have mercy on our souls!) I'll expose the facts although it fills me with disgust Please excuse the filthy dark details, and carnal lust. (Filthy dark details, and carnal lust.)” #OutrageTuesday https://youtu.be/Y5EkcuhBwiU
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    No Respect
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 11
    • 1 min

    No Respect

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect. #OutrageTuesday
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    Real Outrage
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 4
    • 1 min

    Real Outrage

    I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Given how some of ya’ll act, it’s getting harder and harder to find real outrage. #OutrageTuesday
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