MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's disinformation. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that somebody is still there! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Heart disease remains America’s number one cause of death, but we haven’t banned hearts! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he was having a barbecue and that they might get a little a loud. Then he apologized in advance if their fun disturbed what I was doing. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend went to the ER and all he brought me was a lousy t-shirt. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I borrowed money from the government and now they expect me to pay it back! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They’ve been lying all of this time. Big Foot wears a size 6 shoe! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t Elvis been canceled for his heinous characterization of hound dogs? “You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine!” #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I cannot believe the behavior of our elected representatives. It’s almost as if those who represent us are representative of us! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! “Texas has a whorehouse in it. (Lord have mercy on our souls!) I'll expose the facts although it fills me with disgust Please excuse the filthy dark details, and carnal lust. (Filthy dark details, and carnal lust.)” #OutrageTuesday https://youtu.be/Y5EkcuhBwiU

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Given how some of ya’ll act, it’s getting harder and harder to find real outrage. #OutrageTuesday