MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Stop calling those mice blind! They knew what they were doing. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mary had a little lamb but did not invite me to dinner! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Evil cartels are smuggling pumpkin spice across our borders. It has now been found in every community across our lands! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Water has been circulating the earth for four billion years, but after they put it in a bottle they give it an expiration date!?! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I left my ex at the end of the driveway, but the garbage man would not pick him up. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My rage remains in the closet. It refuses to come out! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mother Nature has gone Woke and now prefers to be called “Non-Gender Specific, Non-Binary, Birthing Parent Nature” who prefers the pronouns zhe, zer, and zhers. Zhe won’t let it rain because rain is a product of clouds that have been enslaved by a cis-gendered normative, patriarchal weather pattern.#OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People still can’t spell Albuquerque. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I bought some Coke from the dealer down the street, but it was cut with Pepsi. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I found a wallet in the road but it didn’t have any money in it. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was expecting. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is too much sand on the beach. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Everybody wants to control everything except themselves. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend used Miracle Whip instead of Hellman’s in my tunafish sandwich! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's disinformation. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that somebody is still there! #OutrageTuesday