MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my cookies! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Where are my lottery winnings? I should at least get something for participating. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It has become self-evident that many “woke” people are really sleep walking. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Two days is not enough time to complete my 2020 resolutions. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When I called the North Pole to inquire after my Christmas order, the Elf on the phone told me that...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When I heard the man singing a Christmas Carol outside of the store, I wasn’t certain whether I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Due to the pandemic, this year’s Reindeer games have been canceled. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to the store and had to stand in line! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! By turducken: Nobody should ever stuff a turkey with something so fowl! #OutrageTuesday #GivingThanks

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! By all of the selective outrage. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone gave me sugar that turned out to be salt. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I fought the law, but the law won. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Everyone is so busy yelling their outrage that I cannot get my outrage heard. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Curious George got just a little too curious with Lolly the Lion. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It’s MY turn to be outraged but they are trying to skip me. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! . . . that I am not as outraged as I am told I should be. #OutrageTuesday

I was outraged this morning because of the fires burning our western states. They say that it’s because of climate change. But then I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I poked the bear and the bear poked back! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody sat in my chair, ate my porridge, and slept in my bed! #OutrageTuesday