MARIO KIEFER

Person A: Would you rather do x or y? What time? Person B: Yes. Please respond to the question! #PetPeeveThursday

People who say: “I only say this because, as your friend, I’m worried about your health.” Yeah, right. #PetPeeveThursday

Waiting behind another at the stop light for him to finish sending his text before he drives through. Get off the damned phone!...

PHONE: “Ring . . . Ring . . . Ring . . . Ring . . .” ME: “Hello?” PH: [silence] ME: “Hello?” PH: [silence] ME: “Hello?” PH: [silence] If...

I parked at the far end of the parking lot where there were no other cars and lots of empty spaces, so why did you park right next to me?...

Using the “emergency” flashers doesn’t exempt you from the rules about double parking. #PetPeeveThursday

It’s called a “sidewalk”, people, not a “side-stand-and-chat.” #PetPeeveThursday