MARIO KIEFER

Dear Retailers: What’s the point of points I cannot use? #PetPeeves

Can I go just one month without someone insisting that I celebrate their special I-demand-we-celebrate-[insert-my-cause-celeb]-here day?...

Coffee should just come out of the faucet each morning. #PetPeeves

I went to the grocery store and used self check out. The machine then asked for a tip. #PetPeeves

No, I will not say it again. #PetPeeves

If this is what it’s like to be woke, can I just go back to sleep? #PetPeeves

Do birds intentionally wait for us outside of the carwash? #PetPeeves

We have been doing “daylight saving” since 1918. Haven’t we saved enough yet? #PetPeeves

“To unsubscribe click here” [CLICK] “You are now unsubscribed.” [NEW EMAIL COMES IN] “This is to let you know that you are no longer...

You’ve been in the fast food line for ten minutes. How is it you don’t know what you want to order? #PetPeeves

If you must fully recline your seat into my lap when sitting in front of me on the airplane, at least roll over so that we can both enjoy...

Those advertisements for medications that say “Dont’ take this medication if you are allergic to it.” Really? Do you need to tell people...

What good is a 3,000+ square foot house if you still can’t find a place to store your toilet paper? #PetPeeves

When the tracking for your delivery says it will arrive on Monday, so you run out for errands on Saturday and come back to a slip on your...