MARIO KIEFER

If you tell even one other person, it’s no longer a secret. #SundayTruth

Just go to bed. At a certain age, you are not going to make it until midnight. #SundayTruth

If you don’t get a gift for Christmas, you probably didn’t deserve one. #SundayTruth

Yes, robots have taken over. #SundayTruth

You always end up spending more than the advertised price. #SundayTruth

If we are not sleeping together, I don't need to know your pronouns. #SundayTruth

It's not a discusion if you don't let another speak. #SundayTruth

An expert is just a person with academic credentials who says what you pay them to say. #SundayTruth

A mouth is a mouth. #SundayTruth

Having your own gofundme page is not that much different from standing on the street corner with a sign and a cup. #SundayTruth

When someone says, “we should do . . .”, what they mean is “I want you to do . . .” #SundayTruth

You only have one birthday. #SundayTruth

They call it spam mail because it’s over-processed canned content that does nothing for you but fill up your in-box. #SundayTruth

The older you get, the dumber other people get. #SundayTruth

Inclusion: It’s not for everyone. #SundayTruth

The only thing people dislike more than a smart ass is a dumb one. #SundayTruth

After 35 consecutive days of 100+ degree weather with little to no rain, if your grass is green you are probably stealing water....

When truth is subjective does it even exist? #SundayTruth

Bacon is tasty. #SundayTruth

Golf carts belong on the golf course - not the street. #SundayTruth