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It’s like Mama always said: Sometimes, the best way to speak up is to shut up. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Who ever said life was fair? You’ll be happier when you stop expecting it to be. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “My house, my rules. Don’t like ‘em? There’s the door. Don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out.”...

It’s like Mama always said: “If you sleep with a dog, you are gonna get humped.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “When you were a child, I picked you up, wiped your nose, and gave you a pat on the ass as I sent you on...

It’s like Mama always said: “I don’t care how big you get, I will whip your ass even if I have to stand on a chair to do it.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If all of your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump too? #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Life was not meant to be easy. It’s supposed to be hard. How else would you ever learn? #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “Just because you say it, that doesn’t make it so.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You never have to say you are sorry if you don’t do something to be sorry about.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Nobody will respect you if you do not respect yourself. #MamaSaid

It's like Mama always said: “Just because you can doesn’t mean that you should.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: No matter how much you think it ain’t so, your shit still stinks. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Money does not grow on trees. It’s held in the pockets of politicians. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You might be ridin’ high on the hog now, but sooner or later you will fall into the muck. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Stooping to another’s level only brings you both down. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If wishes were fishes we’d all cast nets. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: No matter where you start or how you get there, we all end up I the same place. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t take care of your things, they won’t take care of you. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “Bitching and moaning never once solved a problem.” #MamaSaid