MARIO KIEFER

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned in life: It goes on." ~ Robert Frost #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I will not tip a rude and surly server. I will now go...

It isn’t “self check out” if a cashier must reset the machine during every single use. #SundayTruth

It's like Mama always said: If you can’t say something nice, stfu. #MamaSaid

Some self-serve gas station pumps now have an option to tip. #PetPeeves

DOG: What are you doing? ME:   Setting up the doggie-cam. DOG: What for? ME: So that I can check on you when I am not here and make sure...

You simply don’t have the intelligence And so we offer our benevolence. Do as we say, And do it our way. And respectfully give us your...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! 2025 is just a spin-off of last year! #Outrage

“It’s 2025. Where’s my flying car?” – Mario Kiefer #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been a while since my last confession. Sometimes, I make up confessions just to see if I can...

Same shit, different year. #SundayTruth

Aside, put away all misgiving, It’s time to be more forgiving, It’s only anger you stoke, When you seek to provoke, At the table during...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody stuffed my turkey! #Outrage

“Reflect upon your present blessings—of which every man has many—not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.”—Charles...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I really don’t care where a celebrity moves. I will say...

All turkeys gobble. #SundayTruth

Whether you are drinking the red Kool-Aid or the blue Kool-Aid, you are still drinking the Kool-Aid. #MamaSaid

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME:  OMG! You have already destroyed that toy! DOG: So. ME:  It’s brand spanking new. You had it for only ten...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A politician told the truth! #Outrage