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Human Consideration
Have you ever tried to reach a government office by phone? Specifically, have you ever tried to speak to a live person at the IRS? Let me...
mariokiefer
Jan 15, 20224 min read


No Respect
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect....
mariokiefer
Jan 11, 20221 min read


That's Just Outrageous
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged . . . that it's almost 2022 and people still get so easily outraged! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Dec 28, 20211 min read


Clarity
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If the path ahead is unclear, clean...
mariokiefer
Dec 27, 20211 min read


Mass
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. On Christmas Eve, suddenly the entire staff became...
mariokiefer
Dec 24, 20211 min read


Do It Now!
Ok, people. Listen up and pay attention. This is very important. There is a huge problem looming ahead in 2022 if you don’t act now to...
mariokiefer
Dec 24, 20211 min read


The Dark
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The lightbulb in the bathroom needed changing but...
mariokiefer
Dec 17, 20211 min read


Rebellion
The alarm went off at 7:00 a.m. jarring me from my slumber. Usually, I do not use an alarm choosing instead to allow the warmth of the...
mariokiefer
Dec 14, 202112 min read


Funny?
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Although the audience laughed, I did not think the comedian’s joke was funny! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Dec 14, 20211 min read


Warranty
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, I call friends from a blocked number to...
mariokiefer
Dec 12, 20211 min read


White Elephant
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I was invited to a white elephant party and asked to...
mariokiefer
Dec 10, 20211 min read


Elves
Each December when he heard the tap-tap-tap of the elves busy in the workshop, he felt his anticipation for Christmas Day rise. This...
mariokiefer
Dec 8, 20211 min read


Dishes
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If your dishwasher is broken, remarry....
mariokiefer
Dec 6, 20211 min read


Tired
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Thanksgiving weekend can be so exhausting. I was so...
mariokiefer
Dec 3, 20211 min read


Home Is Where The Heart Is
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant who advertised that all of their food was homemade. Is someone living in the...
mariokiefer
Nov 30, 20211 min read


No Returns
"He's an honest politician--he stays bought." ~Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land
mariokiefer
Nov 29, 20211 min read


Ride the Wave
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, I like to wave to random strangers and...
mariokiefer
Nov 28, 20211 min read


I'm Stuffed
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you feel overstuffed at your...
mariokiefer
Nov 22, 20211 min read


And This is Why I Drink
RIC: I know that you want to lose weight, so we can make something low cal tonight. ME: Thank you! RIC: But what can we have that will...
mariokiefer
Nov 21, 20211 min read


Boxers or Briefs?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was feeling lazy and did not want to get dressed so...
mariokiefer
Nov 21, 20211 min read
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