MARIO KIEFER

The Emperor stands up to speak And paints a picture that seems very bleak It’s for unity, he claims Using words that inflame His faux...

With the press the Emperor interacted And the media fawning reacted “We are so happy to see This transparency” In all of the documents...

In order to deal with the blight Public Health caused many to fight. They admit they were wrong But sing the same song. And promise next...

The Guard conducts its new raid But we all know its just a charade No justice is found When politics abound And tyranny is out on parade....

The Emperor says inflation’s at zero His acting is better than DeNiro While it’s hard to do math, When stuck on your path, Still 8.5...

87,000 new taxing agents To try and test people’s patience. There’s no stealing they say As they take from your pay Now shut up and make...

Our electrical grid must be saved So the amount that you use should be shaved. Now, plug in that car, Who’s charge won’t take you far,...

Astrology holds great appeal And with crystals they say you will heal The experts are right Your protests despite Remember that science...

The police we must now defund. And from the people, we must take their guns. We’ll give no cash bail Then release from the jail ’Til to...

Inflation may bring discontent To those on whom it torments The Emperor proclaims, “You must deal with the pain, “It’s barely at nine...

Reporters are stuck on repeat And their stories are rarely complete If it won’t fit their slant Then report it they can’t It’s the truth...

People search for a save From all the misfortune they brave But if to be bettered Their freedoms are fettered The people that savior...

Some would cause us to rage, So their voices we’ll seek to encage. If we dislike what they ply, We’ll call it lie Truth doesn’t matter in...

Founding Father would roll in his grave And wonder if this mess can be saved. Over us tyranny was held When Founding Father rebelled But...

Gaining favor with elite members, The Emperor prays they remember, “We will not collect Your loans in our debt, But be sure to vote in...

When the Emperor spoke out of turn, His court feared the Empire would burn. “Quick send the flacks, To walk it back! We think people too...

For society to reach full contentment Repeal the Second Amendment If people protest We’ll get rid of the rest Those promises were not our...

Pronouns are hard to remember For each and every new gender And while doing my best To meet your request If I fail, don’t be distempered....

The elite are very discrete When breaking the rules that they mete But when caught off their guard They venture too far And are found...

Some choices have become quite routine And some say we must intervene “My body my choice,” Others shout in their voice Except when it...