MARIO KIEFER

The emperor donned his new wear, His finery, though still, was bare, While the media fawned, And his opponents did yawn, The people said,...

To your grave, you can take this one dictum The police cannot interdict them It’s your fault if you’re prey It’s Chicago’s new way For...

A new variant is now on our shores, Again time to close all the stores, Economics won’t matter, Spending records we’ll shatter, Need...

Unity needs our attention So we must stop all the dissension Free speech must be quelled And your choices compelled Hell’s road is paved...

“Do not give thanks on this day!” The Woke cried out in dismay. “The land you did gobble!” But what they want is to squabble Their...

The emperor stands there all regal As he clips the wings of the eagle We must start the taxing On those we are axing To pay out to those...

The flag was ever star spangled But in knots the people were tangled For control how they fought Not seeing what’s wrought The flag was...

You are free to be who you are In life, it may take you far But do what your told You must be controlled And The Goddess of Liberty...

“More can often be less” The emperor’s servants confess “To get what you need “Be patient indeed “It’s just economic success” #Limerick

Inflation’s a problem of high class The emperor’s minions do sass Dismissing concerns Of the those that he burns He continues to speak...

Mistaking their rage for just mirth In fire the demons did birth. “We’re Righteous!” proclaimed, As they robbed, killed, and maimed, But...

Complaining The Woke, they did moan, “Capitalism sets the wrong tone! All will be equal In this our new sequel” They posted from thousand...

The Princess went to the ball And issued her usual call She continued her stitch “We must tax the rich!” These tickets aren't cheap,...

If you want to stop the derision And finally heal all the division All that we ask Is you do what your tasked Now be silent and accept...

When the emperor spoke, he mumbled His thoughts were ever so jumbled. Questions refused And answers confused The Goddess of Liberty...

The emperor issued his plea, To the terrorists he said, “We will flee” My subjects alarmed Please bring them no harm And fealty I’ll...

Forgotten and abandoned After the planes have landed Nobody will mind All those left behind As long as we don’t call them “stranded.”...

When the problem is not very little It can be solved if we meet in the middle But each side takes its turn As our cities do burn And the...

The emperor donned his new clothes Then spoke out in eloquent prose Hellfire was spawned As the media fawned And the people were led by...

There once was a man from D.C. Who promised he’d make people free But the flames that he stoked At the insistence of Woke Fettered away...