MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: Time waits for no man - and neither should we. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Fighting fire with fire only burns everything down. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: People lie. Don’t pay no mind to what they say. Pay attention to what they do. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: The reason people laugh is to keep them from crying. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you are gonna put your eggs in one basket, best make sure there lot’s of cushion. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama said: SON: Mom, I’m gay MOM: I always wanted you to be happy. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You better shop around.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: "If you spend all of your pretty in one place you will only have ugly left to dole out." #MamaSaid

The only certain things in this life are death and taxes - and that everyone will try to avoid both. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Mind your p’s and q’s or you won’t be heard #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Because I said so, that’s why. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You come into this world naked and alone. When you leave it you’ll be naked and alone. In between those...

It’s like Mama always said: You are looking over there thinking the grass is greener, but they are looking over here thinking the same....

It’s like Mama always said: Freedom ain’t free. Everything has a price. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Don’t wear your pants so tight that people can see your religion. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “The easy way leads nowhere good.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: "You do what you can God willing and the creek don’t rise." #MamaSaid

Sometimes, I just want to reply to someone with a really smart ass remark because, frankly, they deserve it, but I hold back because my...

It’s like Mama always said: A guilty dog barks the loudest. #MamaSaid