MARIO KIEFER

Are ya’ll still fighting? The election is over. #PetPeeves

Political ads - regardless of stripe. #PetPeeves

People who complain about toilet paper hoarders as they look over their mounds of Charmin really get my goat. #PetPeeves

We do not need to put pumpkin spice into everything. #PetPeeves

Christmas items should not be in the store in September. #PetPeeves

I hope they don’t make Beetlejuice 3. They night title it “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.” #PetPeeves

Business: Use our website for all of your needs - unless you want to cancel your service. Then you must call, wait on hold for 30 mins.,...

It’s 5:45 PM on a Friday and now your thing is urgent? #PetPeeves

Why is it that when I am looking for a Philips screwdriver I can only find flatheads? #PetPeeves

A business phone “AI” that says it can help "with anything" but when you ask to speak with a CSR the AI repeats it can help "with...

I literally just said what you are saying. #PetPeeves

You knew it was a holiday weekend, so why did you schedule only one cashier to man your fourteen registers? #PetPeeves

Why must you wait until I walk away then ask me to come back for something? #PetPeeves

Dear Golfers: That grove of trees between my back yard and the 16th hole is not a bathroom. #PetPeeves

Anyone under twenty-five. #PetPeeves

Why am I perpetually unsubscribing from things to which I never subscribed? #PetPeeves

Every time I see one of those “AITA” posts, without reading them I want to respond simply, “Yes.” #PetPeeves

COLLEGE STUDENT: What do you have to say to those people who are traumatized by your words? ME: Child, come back and talk to me when you...

No matter how closely you ride my ass, the speed limit doesn’t change because you are in a hurry. #PetPeeves