MARIO KIEFER

Back in my day when the family went on an outing we four kids sat on the back bench seat of the car. Today, the people who complain...

Obviously, I am in your way. By all means, please go ahead and push me over as you rush to get that oh-so-important bag of organic...

Why must I press 1 for English when you don’t speak it anyway? #PetPeeves

People. #PetPeeves

Please tap card. Tap not enabled, please insert card. Chip not enable, please swipe card. Jump up and down on one leg. Do the Hokey...

When people start their emails or texts with “quick question” the answer never is quick. #PetPeeves

Waking before the sun. #PetPeeves

When I order delivery the food is overpriced and cold. I pay a delivery fee and tip. I get a mediocre meal if I am lucky. When I go out...

You know someone is lying when the seller says that your package will arrive today, but the delivery company says they haven’t picked it...

If it’s shut when you arrive, it should be shut when you leave. #PetPeeves

When will they make trash bins that take themselves out? #PetPeeves

Is it really a “higher than usual” call volume if the recording says it each and each and every time I call? #PetPeeves

Why don’t these new AI applications that speak to us use Majel Barrett-Roddenberry’s voice? #PetPeeves

You are sitting right there, but it’s too much trouble to replace the toilet paper roll? #PetPeeves

If time is fleeting why do the days last so long? #PetPeeves

Let me get this straight - you want to charge me a $5.00 “convenience” fee . . . to pay YOUR bill? #PetPeeves

Shopping carts belong in the corral - not in a parking space. #PetPeeves

Must the filling fall out of the sandwich when we bite? #PetPeeves

You will never find where you are going with your face buried in your phone. #PetPeeves

You cannot get into the elevator if you won’t let me out. #PetPeeves