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You’ve been in the fast food line for ten minutes. How is it you don’t know what you want to order? #PetPeeves

If you must fully recline your seat into my lap when sitting in front of me on the airplane, at least roll over so that we can both enjoy...

Those advertisements for medications that say “Dont’ take this medication if you are allergic to it.” Really? Do you need to tell people...

If you ring the doorbell, you do not need to knock on the door - unless you are seeking shelter from imminent danger. #PetPeeveThursday

Why must I unsubscribe to something I never subscribed to? #PetPeeveThursday

If you must tow your boat, drop it off at the marina before dinner instead of taking up five otherwise open spaces in the restaurant...

Why do you ask me to do something when you know that I already did something today? #PetPeeveThursday

Any “free” trial requires you submit a credit card number. #PetPeeveThursday

It’s like Mama always said: If the ghosts of past, present, and future are visiting, maybe you should consider an exorcism. #MamaSaid

I couldn’t find that thing I needed so I bought another. When I put it away I found the other. #PetPeeveThursday

Why do you offer a chatbot on your website if it can’t answer the question? #PetPeeveThursday

Hosting the holiday dinner, but running out of wine before the in-laws arrive. #PetPeeveThursday

Too many turkeys, but none of them are jiving. #PetPeeveThursday

If it’s important enough for you to call everyday, why is not important enough for you to leave a message? #PetPeeveThursday

When I ordered that item online that needed to be put together, I did not expect a jigsaw puzzle. The thousand pieces could have made...

Slow internet connections in 2022. #PetPeeveThursday

How is not fraud when a business promises something KNOWING they cannot deliver? #PetPeeveThursday

Don’t be angry with me because I left when you did not show up on time. #PetPeeveThursday

To the mother at the grocery store who (when her child was throwing a tantrum in the aisle) shrugged her shoulders and said. “You gotta...