MARIO KIEFER

Must the filling fall out of the sandwich when we bite? #PetPeeves

You will never find where you are going with your face buried in your phone. #PetPeeves

You cannot get into the elevator if you won’t let me out. #PetPeeves

Dear Retailers: What’s the point of points I cannot use? #PetPeeves

Coffee should just come out of the faucet each morning. #PetPeeves

I went to the grocery store and used self check out. The machine then asked for a tip. #PetPeeves

No, I will not say it again. #PetPeeves

If this is what it’s like to be woke, can I just go back to sleep? #PetPeeves

Do birds intentionally wait for us outside of the carwash? #PetPeeves

We have been doing “daylight saving” since 1918. Haven’t we saved enough yet? #PetPeeves

“To unsubscribe click here” [CLICK] “You are now unsubscribed.” [NEW EMAIL COMES IN] “This is to let you know that you are no longer...

You’ve been in the fast food line for ten minutes. How is it you don’t know what you want to order? #PetPeeves

If you must fully recline your seat into my lap when sitting in front of me on the airplane, at least roll over so that we can both enjoy...

Those advertisements for medications that say “Dont’ take this medication if you are allergic to it.” Really? Do you need to tell people...

If you ring the doorbell, you do not need to knock on the door - unless you are seeking shelter from imminent danger. #PetPeeveThursday

Why must I unsubscribe to something I never subscribed to? #PetPeeveThursday

If you must tow your boat, drop it off at the marina before dinner instead of taking up five otherwise open spaces in the restaurant...

Why do you ask me to do something when you know that I already did something today? #PetPeeveThursday

Any “free” trial requires you submit a credit card number. #PetPeeveThursday

It’s like Mama always said: If the ghosts of past, present, and future are visiting, maybe you should consider an exorcism. #MamaSaid