MARIO KIEFER

I hate it when airlines say “pack your patience.” How am I supposed to get to it in the cargo hold? #PetPeeveThursday

The verdict in the Rittenhouse matter is imminent and I say, "So, what?" It doesn’t matter what the jury finds (except, perhaps, to the...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I try my very best not to judge others, but some...

We are raising a generation that only will know how to express themselves through emojis. #SundayTruth

It’s like Mama said, “Everybody wants to change the world, but they can’t even change themselves.” #MamaSaid

People who tell me not to call them sir or ma’am. #PetPeeveThursday

The flag was ever star spangled But in knots the people were tangled For control how they fought Not seeing what’s wrought The flag was...

“It is a bad sign when the people of a country stop identifying themselves with the country and start identifying with a group. A racial...

It’s Halloween - the night when you see what’s behind the mask people usually wear. #SundayTruth #Halloween

“I’ve found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it’s the only thing that’ll make it stop hurting.” ~...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I wore a leather jacket to a PETA meeting. I will now...

For years he searched for the truth. He found it. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Inflation’s a problem of high class The emperor’s minions do sass Dismissing concerns Of the those that he burns He continues to speak...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There are clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right! #OutrageTuesday

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you don’t want to get burned, don’t...

“A desire not to butt into other people’s business is at least eighty percent of all human ‘wisdom’...and the other twenty percent isn’t...

Karen was right. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Annoyed with a handsy friend, I replaced his...

Soviet Union circa 1980: 1. Citizens needed approved documents to travel or enter certain areas or places 2. History was re-written to...

Mistaking their rage for just mirth In fire the demons did birth. “We’re Righteous!” proclaimed, As they robbed, killed, and maimed, But...