MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: "You do what you can God willing and the creek don’t rise." #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: A guilty dog barks the loudest. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Before traveling the world, consider mapping out your own back yard. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t want to eat what I cooked, I guess you ain’t hungry. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: "Don’t wash a pig. They will enjoy it, they’ll still be dirty, and you will too." #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: The Devil doesn’t lie. He just tells you only the truth you want to hear. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You can’t get water from a dry well. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: A tree won’t grow if its roots are rotten. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You can keep chasing the sun, but you will never catch it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “If the sun can’t get it’s lazy ass up before 7 AM, why should I?” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “Waiting for another to solve your problem is a long wait for train that don’t come.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: How will you ever learn to get up if I never let you fall? #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Don’t roll that eye at me. That’s how you lost the first one. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: The sun don’t come up just to hear you crow. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Relying on things to free you only ties you to those things. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you have to do it hidden in the dark of night, you probably should not be doing it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t beat ‘em, go out swinging. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Nobody listens when you scream and shout. If you wanna be heard, whisper. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “The most important exercise to lose weight is the push-away: push away from the table.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You made the mess. You clean it up.” #MamaSaid