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I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Nov 8, 20221 min read


It's Extortion!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Last night little monsters kept coming to my house and extorting candy from me! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Nov 1, 20221 min read


Dark & Quiet
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The woods are quiet and dark at night! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Oct 25, 20221 min read


It Never Ends
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Not matter bad it is, Halloween never ends. #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Oct 18, 20221 min read


Don't Ask. Don't Tell.
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody asked me if I was outraged! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Oct 11, 20221 min read


Conan
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Despite having spent thousands of dollars for the gate to hold off those barbarians, Conan O’Brien...
mariokiefer
Sep 27, 20221 min read


3 Blind Mice
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Stop calling those mice blind! They knew what they were doing. #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Sep 20, 20221 min read


Lamb
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mary had a little lamb but did not invite me to dinner! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Sep 13, 20221 min read


Smuggling
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Evil cartels are smuggling pumpkin spice across our borders. It has now been found in every community...
mariokiefer
Sep 6, 20221 min read


Expired
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Water has been circulating the earth for four billion years, but after they put it in a bottle they...
mariokiefer
Aug 30, 20221 min read


Trash
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I left my ex at the end of the driveway, but the garbage man would not pick him up. #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Aug 23, 20221 min read


In the Closet
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My rage remains in the closet. It refuses to come out! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Aug 16, 20221 min read


Rain?
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mother Nature has gone Woke and now prefers to be called “Non-Gender Specific, Non-Binary, Birthing...
mariokiefer
Aug 9, 20221 min read


Albuquerque
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People still can’t spell Albuquerque. #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Aug 2, 20221 min read


Brand Loyalty
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I bought some Coke from the dealer down the street, but it was cut with Pepsi. #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Jul 26, 20221 min read


Money for Nothing
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I found a wallet in the road but it didn’t have any money in it. #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Jul 19, 20221 min read


Waiting
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Jul 12, 20221 min read


Shots
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...
mariokiefer
Jul 5, 20221 min read


Rainy Days
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Jun 28, 20221 min read


The Beach
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is too much sand on the beach. #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Jun 21, 20221 min read
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