MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I am just too tired to be outraged today, but I can not find a place to outsource my outrage....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My bag of M&M’s only had two green ones! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Has anyone even asked Mother Nature about a preferred pronoun? #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It seems that too many are now competing with each other to see who can be offended by the dumbest...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In vino veritas (in wine there is truth). So, the other spirts have been lying to me all of these...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The new world order has not been very orderly. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant and five different tables had people who had brought their dogs with them -...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Little monsters keep walking through the cross walk. What good are crossing guards if they don’t...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Even though he only has to check one eye, when I go to the eye doctor he refuses to give me a 50%...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It’s early. Give me an hour. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Tomorrow never comes! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I did not buy more Dr. Seuss books before the prices skyrocketed. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People try to assign a gender to the potato when clearly the potato should choose its own....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The tomato is a fraud! It’s is a fruit that masquerades as a vegetable! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Power outages; water outages; but never is there an outage of outrage. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Some strange old man keeps looking at me from my mirror! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I thought the doctor was referring to the defibrillator when he called “clear”, then I realized he...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my cookies! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Where are my lottery winnings? I should at least get something for participating. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It has become self-evident that many “woke” people are really sleep walking. #OutrageTuesday