MARIO KIEFER

Avoiding hamburgers will NOT save the planet. #SundayTruth

Whichever line you get in, it will be the slowest. #SundayTruth

While the Devil may tempt you . . . you make the choice. #SundayTruth

You are the bad guy in someone’s story. #SundayTruth

Wild animals are not pets. #SundayTruth

Sooner or later those who cancel the things they hate will get around to canceling themselves. #SundayTruth

We can barely pay our bills as the national debt balloons, but still . . . - We give away money to corporations who pocket that money...

Who do you think you are kidding? Everybody knows that you do not drink for the taste. #SundayTruth

Sooner or later, you gotta pay the fiddler. #SundayTruth

Everyone claims they know the answer, but the world is still filled with problems. #SundayTruth

Valentine was the patron saint of lovers. He was also the patron of epileptics and beekeepers . . . so, there’s that. #SundayTruth

Brunch is for people who are too lazy to get up for breakfast. #SundayTruth

The only animals that belong in a restaurant are the ones being served on the menu. #SundayTruth

Doubling up on the tissue doesn’t make it two-ply. #SundayTruth

The theory of evolution is still just a theory. (I mean, it says it right there in the name.) #SundayTruth

Violence is not the answer. Period. #SundayTruth

People who are against hunting deer, have never tasted venison. #SundayTruth

Even after the new year begins, the world will still be filled with deadly diseases. #SundayTruth

The best gifts are not wrapped with a pretty bow. #SundayTruth

The problem with contactless everything is that we have forgotten how to touch each other. #SundayTruth