MARIO KIEFER

No matter how many pages you turn on the calendar, nothing changes if you only wash, rinse, and repeat. #SundayTruth

Of course, it’s always in the last place you look. #SundayTruth

Whether you are sitting around doing nothing or lounging around doing nothing you are still doing nothing. #SundayTruth

Although some have forgotten, Thanksgiving is for giving thanks. #SundayTruth

The coldest night is not always the one spent alone. #SundayTruth

Most are more concerned with being right than they are about doing the right thing. #SundayTruth

One man’s blessing is another man’s curse. #SundayTruth

You will never find what you don’t seek. #SundayTruth

Customer service is dead. #SundayTruth

While true the the squeaky wheel gets the grease, it is also true that it sometimes gets kicked. #SundayTruth

The number one cause of death is living. #SundayTruth

Too often, saying that something is misinformation is just a fancy way of saying, “I don’t agree with what you said.” #SundayTruth

If you have a choice, it cannot be the only one. #SundayTruth

I have never met another who lied to hide having done the right thing. #SundayTruth

There is no such thing as a devout atheist. #SundayTruth

The warranty will always expire the day before the item breaks down. #SundayTruth

Some of ya’ll need a good a spanking. #SundayTruth

There is no such thing as an unbiased opinion. #SundayTruth

It doesn’t matter how green the banana is when you buy it, it will be brown before you get it home. #SundayTruth

No matter how hard you try to put yourself in another’s shoes, they will never really fit. #SundayTruth