MARIO KIEFER

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. One need not be young to have “youthful...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I wore my pajamas to the grocery store because I was...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While at the grocery store, I surreptitiously placed...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I have been calling telemarketers to ask them if...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I conducted a little social experiment on social...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I have never liked parades. I will now go say five...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession I knocked on Heaven’s door . . . then hid behind the...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Every New Year, I have the same resolutions. I will...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Someone sent me sweets for Christmas, but I have...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Despite being in a house filled with spirits, I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I changed my friend’s autocorrect so that whenever he...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. To be charitable, I invited a guest to Thanksgiving....

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the bathroom at the store and while alone...

No confession today, just a fervent prayer: Dear Lord: Please save me from evil-doers, “woke” warriors, and politicians who are trying to...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I ate too many cookies. I will now go say five Hail...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was a perfect angel this week and have nothing to...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. This was a birthday celebration weekend. Enough said. I will now go say, two Our Fathers, Five Hail...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I served cabbage cooked in chicken stock to a vegan...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I used too much masa in the tamales. I will now go...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I laughed at the woman in the mask driving alone in...