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Pitchforks
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was angry at the villagers who brandished their...
mariokiefer
Sep 6, 20201 min read
The World
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I have blamed You for the world we created. I will...
mariokiefer
Aug 30, 20201 min read
Prenoyed
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was prenoyed (prematurely annoyed) with a friend...
mariokiefer
Aug 16, 20201 min read
Hidden Desires
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While I did not actually commit the act, I wanted to...
mariokiefer
Aug 9, 20201 min read
Peanut Butter & Jelly
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I told someone that it was okay to have a sandwich...
mariokiefer
Aug 2, 20201 min read
7/26/20 Confessions
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Reading the anger and vitriol online, I called myself...
mariokiefer
Jul 26, 20201 min read
Masks
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Each time I see another post about wearing masks...
mariokiefer
Jul 19, 20201 min read
Spam Fries
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. This week I got angry at my brother for posting about...
mariokiefer
Jun 28, 20201 min read
So very proud . . .
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. Because I cannot recount any sins these last two...
mariokiefer
Jun 21, 20201 min read
To be or not to be
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I saw a mother and child playing in the yard. The...
mariokiefer
May 31, 20201 min read
Is it Sloth?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Instead of working on a project as meant to do, I...
mariokiefer
May 24, 20201 min read
Potato Chips
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I opened a bag of Lay’s potato chips intending to eat...
mariokiefer
May 17, 20201 min read
Sunday Confession No. 3
Forgive me Father for I have sinned: This week, I peed in the shower. I will now go say two Our Father’s and one Hail Mary....
mariokiefer
May 10, 20201 min read
Sunday Confession - ISO of Shelter
Forgive me Father for I have sinned: I told someone that I could not see him because of the shelter-in-place order, but the truth is, I...
mariokiefer
May 3, 20201 min read
Sunday Confessions - The Man Bun
Forgive me Father for I have sinned: In this last week: I was angry that I could not get a haircut, I put my hair in an almost-man-bun....
mariokiefer
Apr 26, 20201 min read
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