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Smokin'
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I put a joint in the paw of Smokey the Bear and...
mariokiefer
Mar 19, 20231 min read


Fall Back
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I told Ric that we fall back instead of spring...
mariokiefer
Mar 12, 20231 min read


Gimme some sugar
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I work at night and try to rest during the day, but...
mariokiefer
Mar 5, 20231 min read


Itching to Know
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I sent a group text to a bunch of random strangers...
mariokiefer
Feb 26, 20231 min read


What A Scream!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. In a restaurant, a child was screaming disturbing the...
mariokiefer
Feb 12, 20231 min read


Felled
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. The neighbor’s tree fell into my yard and he refused...
mariokiefer
Feb 5, 20231 min read


Dry January
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I sent a case of wine to friends who are doing “dry...
mariokiefer
Jan 29, 20231 min read


Information, Please
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I called 411 (information) and asked them for the...
mariokiefer
Jan 22, 20231 min read


Hard Candy
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My friend told me that he felt old. I reassured him...
mariokiefer
Jan 15, 20231 min read


Spelling
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I put someone on my shit list just because I did not...
mariokiefer
Jan 8, 20231 min read


Let Them Eat Cake
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I knew you couldn’t take it because it took so long...
mariokiefer
Jan 1, 20231 min read


Rockng Horse
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Under the Christmas sits a small, furry rocking...
mariokiefer
Dec 18, 20221 min read


Ugly Sweaters
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I dressed the neighbor’s dog in an ugly Christmas...
mariokiefer
Dec 11, 20221 min read


Siri
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I changed Ric’s settings on his phone so that Siri...
mariokiefer
Nov 27, 20221 min read


Dawgie Style
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I can no longer hide this secret shame. It’s time to...
mariokiefer
Nov 13, 20221 min read


Good Night
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. The party outside went on too long and too loud, but...
mariokiefer
Nov 6, 20221 min read


Who Knows?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I had too much to drink and don’t remember what...
mariokiefer
Oct 30, 20221 min read


Spelling
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. The witches would not let me join their coven so I...
mariokiefer
Oct 23, 20221 min read


Cockadoodledoo
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Some mornings, I will go outside and crow like a...
mariokiefer
Oct 16, 20221 min read


Who Wore It Best?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to a friend’s wedding wearing the exact same...
mariokiefer
Oct 9, 20221 min read
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