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Thinning
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I never say it aloud, but sometimes I think it’s time...
mariokiefer
Dec 19, 20211 min read


Warranty
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, I call friends from a blocked number to...
mariokiefer
Dec 12, 20211 min read


You're Not Old
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When my friend complained that she was old and fat, I...
mariokiefer
Dec 5, 20211 min read


Ride the Wave
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, I like to wave to random strangers and...
mariokiefer
Nov 28, 20211 min read


Boxers or Briefs?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was feeling lazy and did not want to get dressed so...
mariokiefer
Nov 21, 20211 min read


Judgment
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I try my very best not to judge others, but some...
mariokiefer
Nov 14, 20211 min read


Time Is On My Side
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I did not change the clocks in the house last night...
mariokiefer
Nov 7, 20211 min read


The Jitter
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I told people that the coffee was decaf. It wasn’t. I...
mariokiefer
Oct 31, 20211 min read


Leather Jackets
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I wore a leather jacket to a PETA meeting. I will now...
mariokiefer
Oct 24, 20211 min read


Handsy
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Annoyed with a handsy friend, I replaced his...
mariokiefer
Oct 17, 20211 min read


Misinformation
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since my last confession. Last week, I took Facebook down for five hours...
mariokiefer
Oct 10, 20211 min read


Don't Leave Me Dangling
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My friend has an artificial leg. So, we drove around...
mariokiefer
Sep 19, 20211 min read


The News
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I watched “the news” and almost believed what I...
mariokiefer
Sep 12, 20211 min read


Bark Bark
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My neighbor’s dog barks incessantly - all day long,...
mariokiefer
Sep 5, 20211 min read


Twinkies
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I am hoarding Twinkies for the next apocalypse. I...
mariokiefer
Aug 29, 20211 min read


He Was There
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. A friend was unable to come to a party that I held,...
mariokiefer
Aug 22, 20211 min read


I Mean Business
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I know that I should not have but . . . I have this...
mariokiefer
Aug 15, 20211 min read


Being Vegetarian
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I changed my coworker’s autocorrect so that anytime...
mariokiefer
Aug 8, 20211 min read


Facespeak
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I don’t like wearing masks because I like to let my...
mariokiefer
Aug 1, 20211 min read


Truth Tellin'
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When a friend asked me to tell her the truth, I did....
mariokiefer
Jul 25, 20211 min read
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