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Shark Tank
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When the neighbor brought his kids over to my house,...
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Jul 18, 20211 min read


TP or Not TP?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Last week, at HEB, I went into a bathroom stall where...
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Jul 11, 20211 min read


The Culling
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. A friend made me angry. So, I made her a character in...
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Jul 4, 20211 min read


MMMM, Donuts!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I took a donut box to a party, but I filled it with...
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Jun 20, 20211 min read


That Doesn't Taste Right
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I relabeled the artificial sweetener “Rat Poison” and...
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Jun 13, 20211 min read


Oops
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I watched an episode of the CW’s “Riverdale”. I will...
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Jun 6, 20211 min read


Just Playin' Around
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, I like to replace the magazines at my...
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May 30, 20211 min read


A Ruff Life
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because my neighbor’s dog would not stop poking its...
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May 23, 20211 min read


Taking it In
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My friend was bragging about losing weight, so while...
mariokiefer
May 16, 20211 min read


Presets
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I changed all of the radio station pre-sets in a...
mariokiefer
May 9, 20211 min read
Paramedics
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I felt sorry for my elderly neighbor when she fell...
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May 2, 20211 min read
The Merge
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Five miles back, the sign read that the lanes must...
mariokiefer
Apr 25, 20211 min read
Tacos
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Tacos. Enough said. I will now go say five Hail...
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Apr 18, 20211 min read
Killing Me Softly
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I am liking these pain pills a little too much. I...
mariokiefer
Apr 11, 20211 min read
Forgetfulness
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to dinner with a friend and “forgot” my...
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Mar 28, 20211 min read
My Fair Share
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I bought a dessert to share with my better half, but...
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Mar 21, 20211 min read
To Dance
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, in the wee hours of the morning, I like...
mariokiefer
Mar 14, 20211 min read
Tequila
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I had to do something. That tequila just would not...
mariokiefer
Mar 7, 20211 min read
Ch-Ch-Change
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When the man outside the store asked me for change, I...
mariokiefer
Feb 28, 20211 min read
The Snow
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I miss the snow. I will now go say five Hail Mary’s....
mariokiefer
Feb 21, 20211 min read
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