MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: If you have to do it hidden in the dark of night, you probably should not be doing it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t beat ‘em, go out swinging. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Nobody listens when you scream and shout. If you wanna be heard, whisper. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “The most important exercise to lose weight is the push-away: push away from the table.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You made the mess. You clean it up.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said . . . You become what you do. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said . . . “Christmas is not about the presents. It’s about the presence.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said . . . Just because you got somethin’ to say doesn’t mean you should say it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said . . . “There’s a difference between nice and good.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said . . . “Go outside and play. And don’t come back until your eighteen.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said . . . “You can either soar with the eagles or hang with the turkeys, but you can’t do both.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said . . . “Trust me there ain’t nothing you are doing (or thinking about doing) that I haven’t done before. You...

It’s like Mama said, “Everybody wants to change the world, but they can’t even change themselves.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “If you’re bored, go clean your room.” #MamaSaid

I refuse to be a victim except to my own choices. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Sometimes, the best way to speak up is to shut up. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Who ever said life was fair? You’ll be happier when you stop expecting it to be. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “My house, my rules. Don’t like ‘em? There’s the door. Don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out.”...

It’s like Mama always said: “If you sleep with a dog, you are gonna get humped.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “When you were a child, I picked you up, wiped your nose, and gave you a pat on the ass as I sent you on...