MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why must I make the bed EVERY day! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It doesn’t even matter why. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Karen isn’t even her REAL name! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone was outraged by my remarks! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a bar called “Cheers” but nobody knew my name! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! You mean that your generation is not responsible for my frustration!?! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The woodpecker keeps pecking my wood! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Some think that there should be consequences for my actions! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I can’t even match with myself on dating apps. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I fought a robot phone tree and the robot won! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Despite all of these years and invested time, my Daylight Savings Account is still empty! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A celebrity said something I did not like! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a garage sale but they would not sell me the garage! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Social Media “fact checked” my outrage! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When looking for sunglasses, why do they always put the price sticker on the left lens? #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I lost my phonebook and now cannot recall who’s on my s*** list! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I think there is something wrong with my dryer. It keeps spitting out mismatched socks. It happened...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Henry Ford first patented a flying car concept in 1910. It’s been over a hundred years. Why am I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I didn’t hear Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas” even once this season! #Outrage