MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how many times I hit snooze the alarm it still goes off every nine minutes! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is nothing new under the sun. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why do they call it “life” insurance if they only pay out when you die? #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Even when I am in a bad mood flowers still bloom. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In the dark of night around 2:00 AM this last Sunday, a thief stole an hour from me! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Today they have entire shows dedicated to lip-syncing, but when Milli Vanilla did it people were...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I was born too young. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I learned from a CNN commentator that women are passed their prime after fifty! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My husband won’t let me spend Valentine’s Day with my boyfriend! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My friend’s home is filled with rug rats. #Outrage