MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Heart disease remains America’s number one cause of death, but we haven’t banned hearts! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend went to the ER and all he brought me was a lousy t-shirt. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I borrowed money from the government and now they expect me to pay it back! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They’ve been lying all of this time. Big Foot wears a size 6 shoe! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t Elvis been canceled for his heinous characterization of hound dogs? “You ain't nothin' but...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I cannot believe the behavior of our elected representatives. It’s almost as if those who represent...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! “Texas has a whorehouse in it. (Lord have mercy on our souls!) I'll expose the facts although it...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Given how some of ya’ll act, it’s getting harder and harder to find real outrage. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged . . . that it's almost 2022 and people still get so easily outraged! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People should not sing Christmas carols. They should sing Christmas Karens, instead! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Although the audience laughed, I did not think the comedian’s joke was funny! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mama said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be days like THIS....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant who advertised that all of their food was homemade. Is someone living in the...