MARIO KIEFER

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who do and those who don’t. #SundayTruth

“ There ain’t no monsters, except for the ones that we make.” ~ Emma in The Ordinary Monster #SundayTruth

No matter how often the restaurant tries to sell them, chickens do not have fingers. #SundayTruth

If you have to ask whether it is a good idea, it probably is not. #SundayTruth

Politics is never about the science. But too often, science is about the politics. #SundayTruth

The number one cause of death is living. #SundayTruth

There comes a time in every man’s life when he must admit that he should not be wearing skinny jeans . . . and that time is now....

Avoiding hamburgers will NOT save the planet. #SundayTruth

Whichever line you get in, it will be the slowest. #SundayTruth

While the Devil may tempt you . . . you make the choice. #SundayTruth

You are the bad guy in someone’s story. #SundayTruth

Wild animals are not pets. #SundayTruth

Sooner or later those who cancel the things they hate will get around to canceling themselves. #SundayTruth

We can barely pay our bills as the national debt balloons, but still . . . - We give away money to corporations who pocket that money...

Who do you think you are kidding? Everybody knows that you do not drink for the taste. #SundayTruth

Sooner or later, you gotta pay the fiddler. #SundayTruth

Everyone claims they know the answer, but the world is still filled with problems. #SundayTruth

Valentine was the patron saint of lovers. He was also the patron of epileptics and beekeepers . . . so, there’s that. #SundayTruth

Brunch is for people who are too lazy to get up for breakfast. #SundayTruth

The only animals that belong in a restaurant are the ones being served on the menu. #SundayTruth