MARIO KIEFER

Fifty percent of statistics are made up. #SundayTruth

Eventually, everyone is on the list. #SundayTruth

Tailgate me all you like, but it won’t make the slower cars in front of me move any faster. #SundayTruth

It’s make your daddy grill day! #SundayTruth

“Some Assembly Required” is just a warning that you are about to have a fight with your spouse. #SundayTruth

If there are more than 4 people at the gathering, it’s a party. #SundayTruth

Yes; we have forgotten. #SundayTruth

If the weatherman says sun, you should probably take an umbrella. #SundayTruth

To all those who ever have called me a “mother”, now is the time to put up or shut up. #SundayTruth

Saying intellectual curiosity is redundant - all curiosity is intellectual. #SundayTruth

You can’t complain that your man is cheating with someone else when that someone else is his wife. #SundayTruth

No, Karen, being “on-the-clock” from 9-5 does not mean that you worked all day. #SundayTruth

Anything you get for free is worth every penny you paid for it. #SundayTruth

All holidays are about the green. #SundayTruth

There is nothing the government won't find a way to tax - even the hours of your day. #SundayTruth

Love does not mean never having to say you are sorry. It means not doing that which brings sorrow. #SundayTruth

Might as well do it: You are damned if you do and you’re damned if don’t. #SundayTruth

Love is a four-letter word. #SundayTruth

Gratuity (noun): something given VOLUNTARILY or beyond obligation usually for some service. (Merriam-Webster dictionary) [emphasis added]...

It isn’t “self check out” if a cashier must reset the machine during every single use. #SundayTruth