MARIO KIEFER

If the weatherman says sun, you should probably take an umbrella. #SundayTruth

To all those who ever have called me a “mother”, now is the time to put up or shut up. #SundayTruth

Saying intellectual curiosity is redundant - all curiosity is intellectual. #SundayTruth

You can’t complain that your man is cheating with someone else when that someone else is his wife. #SundayTruth

No, Karen, being “on-the-clock” from 9-5 does not mean that you worked all day. #SundayTruth

Anything you get for free is worth every penny you paid for it. #SundayTruth

All holidays are about the green. #SundayTruth

There is nothing the government won't find a way to tax - even the hours of your day. #SundayTruth

Love does not mean never having to say you are sorry. It means not doing that which brings sorrow. #SundayTruth

Might as well do it: You are damned if you do and you’re damned if don’t. #SundayTruth

Love is a four-letter word. #SundayTruth

Gratuity (noun): something given VOLUNTARILY or beyond obligation usually for some service. (Merriam-Webster dictionary) [emphasis added]...

It isn’t “self check out” if a cashier must reset the machine during every single use. #SundayTruth

Same shit, different year. #SundayTruth

All turkeys gobble. #SundayTruth

Everybody lies. #SundayTruth

So many can hear but do not know how to listen. #SundayTruth

Why bother? Nobody wants the truth. #SundayTruth

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who finish things and those who #SundayTruth

They call it “standby” because you stand by the gate and watch everyone else board. #SundayTruth