MARIO KIEFER

Tomorrow comes sooner than you think. #SundayTruth

Just because it comes in pretty wrapping doesn’t mean it’s good. #SundayTruth

I can’t help you if you won’t help yourself. #SundayTruth

Not everything is black and white. #SundayTruth

There is no such thing as a puppy. There are dogs and there are little monsters with teeth. #SundayTruth

Plants are living things too. #SundayTruth

In the end, the only thing that will matter is it’s over. #SundayTruth

A good mother will always give you what you need - even if sometimes what you need is a good, swift kick in the butt. #SundayTruth

You don’t give someone a pet as a gift. You give them a responsibility. #SundayTruth

People who say it’s not about the money have not been offered enough. #SundayTruth

You cannot win a game of Solitaire without also losing. #SundayTruth

No matter how you slice it, it still gets cut. #SundayTruth

Bunnies do not lay eggs. #SundayTruth

Nobody should ever put together their own furniture. #SundayTruth

Yes, it’s a joke. It’s too laughable to be anything but. #SundayTruth

If, as Shakespeare said, “All the world’s a stage”, then we are players in a cosmic farce. #SundayTruth

Everyone likes to fall back, but nobody wants to spring forward #SundayTruth

Tax season approaches and there is nothing the government won’t tax. Next Sunday, they plan to tax 1/24th of your day. What do they do...

The more you make, the more they take. #SundayTruth

It is what is and it ain’t what it ain’t. #SundayTruth