MARIO KIEFER

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I swore that I wouldn’t do it, but I did. I will now...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I glued all of the Kleenex tissue together, then put...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I only measured once, so I had to cut twice. I will...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. The other night, I sent random texts to people in the...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because my friend re-gifted something I gave her last...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I never say it aloud, but sometimes I think it’s time...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, I call friends from a blocked number to...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When my friend complained that she was old and fat, I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, I like to wave to random strangers and...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was feeling lazy and did not want to get dressed so...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I try my very best not to judge others, but some...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I did not change the clocks in the house last night...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I told people that the coffee was decaf. It wasn’t. I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I wore a leather jacket to a PETA meeting. I will now...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Annoyed with a handsy friend, I replaced his...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since my last confession. Last week, I took Facebook down for five hours...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My friend has an artificial leg. So, we drove around...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I watched “the news” and almost believed what I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My neighbor’s dog barks incessantly - all day long,...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I am hoarding Twinkies for the next apocalypse. I...