MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: “In politics, red or blue don’t matter.  It’s only about the green.” #MamaSaid

Christmas items should not be in the store in September. #PetPeeves

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG:  What is this slop? ME: Slop? That’s a fine filet. DOG: It’s overcooked. ME: It’s medium. I know,...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With my other half snoring in one ear and the dog snoring in the other I can hardly hear my own!...

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Sometimes, I don’t even know what day it is....

It’s like Mama always said: There ain’t no such thing as an honest politician. #MamaSaid

I hope they don’t make Beetlejuice 3. They night title it “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.” #PetPeeves

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG:  [Whining.] ME:  What’s up, Boo Boo?  Why you whining. DOG: [Looking at kitchen counter still whining.] ME:...

Election season is now underway And hypocrisy is on full display They say bow to bureaucracy To save our democracy It’s your liberty the...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I have been using the word “cockwomble” incorrectly for years! #Outrage

"We are effectively run in this country . . . by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been a few weeks since my last confession. How could I have sinned if I have done nothing? I...

It doesn’t matter what you order online - the first time, it will be the wrong thing. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because I believed it, I repeated something I saw on...

You cannot fix democracy by denying a vote. #SundayTruth

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. If I have told Dog Sitter once, I have told her a thousand times:...

It’s like Mama always said: In time you will understand that while the days might drag on the years pass in the blink of an eye. #MamaSaid

Business: Use our website for all of your needs - unless you want to cancel your service. Then you must call, wait on hold for 30 mins.,...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I thought "Gilligan's Island" was a documentary. #Outrage

I know that I promised to play By the rules that were set that first day But my burden’s so heavy That on you we should levy Why must I...