MARIO KIEFER

“I wept for the man without his voice, Until I learned that was his choice. I wept for the man who had no touch, Until I learned that was his crutch. I wept for the man who had no heart, Until I learned that was his tart. I wept for the man who had no mind, Until I learned he was disinclined. I wept for the man who had no soul, Until I learned that was his goal. I wept for the man who could not see, Until I learned that man was me. I wept for the man who could not cry, Until

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t want to subscribe! #Outrage

“Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm askin' more of you than I have before. Maybe all. As sure as I know anything, I know this: They will try again. Maybe on another world. Maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, 10, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people...better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.” ~the character Malcom Reynolds in the movie Serenity #F

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. Someone asked me why I laughed so maniacally after they spoke. I replied that it’s difficult not to laugh when I hear something stupid. I will say 5 Hail Mary’s.

If you don’t want it repeated, don’t say it out loud. #SundayTruth

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My masseur had tiny hands! #Outrage

"For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." 2 Thessalonians 3:10 #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. When I called the monster a monster he got upset. I will say 5 Hail Mary’s.

If something is free, it’s worth every penny you paid for it. #SundayTruth

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. There are many out there trying to eliminate us completely. It is a pure, unadulterated attempt at opulecide and it must be stopped! My ancestors worked hard so that I wouldn’t need to! It’s time to start a new charity, “Save the Rich!” Please give to our cause. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

No matter how long you microwave it, the outside will be burnt and the middle still frozen. #PetPeeves

So many clearly have raged. In a war they say they’ve not waged. Though their motive’s the same They loudly proclaim This thing simply must have been staged. #Limerick

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Alice says that there are not enough pills for all the people who now live in Wonderland. #Outrage

Rusty hammers can still nail wood. #SundayTruth

It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t beat 'em, find someone bigger. #MamaSaid

Rain. #PetPeeves

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: I don’t want to take that medicine! ME: It’s for your own good! DOG: My body, my choice! ME: I am your guardian. You don’t get a choice. DOG: Autocrat! ME: It’s for your own good. DOG: Every dictatorship starts with those words. ME: Don’t use my own words against me. DOG: Then don’t speak them. ME: Just take your medicine. DOG: Fascist! ME: Open the wine. #DogsLife

Truth can be hard to confront At times what we say must be blunt But crocodile tears Wont make truth disappear So stop acting the c**t #Limerick

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The Age of Reason is over. #Outrage

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. I could not take the high road - I am afraid of heights. I will say 5 Hail Mary’s.