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Outrageous
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It’s outrageous that that you are not outraged by my outrage! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Dec 16, 20251 min read
Umbrage
Those who enjoy their own emotionally bad health and who habitually fill their own minds with the rank poisons of suspicion, jealousy and hatred, as a rule take umbrage at those who refuse to do likewise, and they find a perverted relief in trying to denigrate them. ~ Johannes Brahms #FavoriteQuotes
mariokiefer
Dec 15, 20251 min read


Know Your Rights
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been too long since my last confession. But first, I need my lawyer. I will say 5 Hail Mary’s. #SundayConfession
mariokiefer
Dec 15, 20251 min read


Free
It’s not free speech if you tell someone they cannot say that. #SundayTruth
mariokiefer
Dec 15, 20251 min read


Lost
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The people who lost their minds don’t even look for them anymore! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Nov 25, 20251 min read
Cups
"When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup." — Sam Lefkowitz #FavoriteQuotes #GivingThanks
mariokiefer
Nov 24, 20251 min read


Recipes
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My favorite food site stopped posting dog recipes because nobody eats dog anymore. #Outrage
mariokiefer
Oct 28, 20251 min read


No Kings!
We will not bend the knee, And consent to rule by decree, No coercion accepted, Unless it’s excepted, As an order with which we agree. #Limerick
mariokiefer
Oct 21, 20251 min read


Rulers
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! We don’t want to be ruled by a king! We want to be ruled by the oligarchs of Big Business, Big Government, Big Media, and Big Tech! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Oct 21, 20251 min read


Smell the Roses
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: We take our walk and you rush by everything. DOG: I want to see it all. ME: But you don’t take time to...
mariokiefer
Oct 8, 20251 min read


Funding
Those who are influential Proclaim some things preferential But they don’t pay the tax On the things they enact So you pay for all of the...
mariokiefer
Oct 7, 20251 min read


Tipping Guide
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! By those who don’t know how to tip: Tipping Guide: Bill = $15.00 Move the decimal to the right =...
mariokiefer
Oct 7, 20251 min read


Fascist
Fascist adjective relating to or supporting fascism Often used in the sentence: I only support fascist policies that I like. #WordOfTheDay
mariokiefer
Oct 6, 20251 min read
The Abyss
“ If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” — Friedrich Nietzsche #FavoriteQuotes
mariokiefer
Oct 6, 20251 min read


Remotely Appropriate
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a week since my last confession. I was at a friend’s house and while they were not looking I...
mariokiefer
Oct 5, 20251 min read


Fault Lines
It’s not always somebody else’s fault. #SundayTruth
mariokiefer
Oct 5, 20251 min read


Clydesdales
It’s like Mama always said: Every jackass thinks he's a Clydesale. #MamaSaid
mariokiefer
Oct 2, 20251 min read


Full Size
Full-size online is not full-size in life. #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Oct 2, 20251 min read


Serenity Now
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Crashes through the doggie door at breakneck speed. Jumps on the sofa and begins furiously licking his...
mariokiefer
Oct 1, 20251 min read


Fatal Flaw
It’s fascist to enforce the law, And the police must surely withdraw. When mercy is spawned But not for those who are wronged That...
mariokiefer
Sep 30, 20251 min read
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