MARIO KIEFER

Each party now gives its own pitch On who they think should be made rich The left or the right The middle despite will open their wallets...

Zombies are walking around. Many of them will vote next week. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Fifty states in the union, no more. And 51 senators are needed to score. For those things he promotes The Emperor needs eight more votes...

No matter how much the Emperor contends That inflation is soon at its end If lofty policies remain Without plan for their aim Higher...

It’s your money in that account But if misinformation you do now recount We’ll give you a fine For not towing the line And leave you with...

“What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. ” ~ Salman Rushdie #FavoriteQuotes

Democracy is under great threat So the Emperor’s minions do fret To protect from the breach We must curb your speech And your freedoms...

The Emperor stands up to speak And paints a picture that seems very bleak It’s for unity, he claims Using words that inflame His faux...

In order to deal with the blight Public Health caused many to fight. They admit they were wrong But sing the same song. And promise next...

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If armed IRS auditors show up, be sure...

"Equity as a concept says recognize that everyone has the same capacity, but in order for them to have equal opportunity to reach that...

The Guard conducts its new raid But we all know its just a charade No justice is found When politics abound And tyranny is out on parade....

The Emperor says inflation’s at zero His acting is better than DeNiro While it’s hard to do math, When stuck on your path, Still 8.5...

87,000 new taxing agents To try and test people’s patience. There’s no stealing they say As they take from your pay Now shut up and make...

Our electrical grid must be saved So the amount that you use should be shaved. Now, plug in that car, Who’s charge won’t take you far,...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mother Nature has gone Woke and now prefers to be called “Non-Gender Specific, Non-Binary, Birthing...

Astrology holds great appeal And with crystals they say you will heal The experts are right Your protests despite Remember that science...

The police we must now defund. And from the people, we must take their guns. We’ll give no cash bail Then release from the jail ’Til to...

Inflation may bring discontent To those on whom it torments The Emperor proclaims, “You must deal with the pain, “It’s barely at nine...

Reporters are stuck on repeat And their stories are rarely complete If it won’t fit their slant Then report it they can’t It’s the truth...