MARIO KIEFER

Bunnies do not lay eggs. #SundayTruth

Nobody should ever put together their own furniture. #SundayTruth

Yes, it’s a joke. It’s too laughable to be anything but. #SundayTruth

If, as Shakespeare said, “All the world’s a stage”, then we are players in a cosmic farce. #SundayTruth

Everyone likes to fall back, but nobody wants to spring forward #SundayTruth

Tax season approaches and there is nothing the government won’t tax. Next Sunday, they plan to tax 1/24th of your day. What do they do...

The more you make, the more they take. #SundayTruth

Too many people think that narcissism is all about them. #SundayTruth

Yes - you are getting taken advantage of by Big Business, Big Media, Big Tech, and Big Government, and No - there is nothing you can do...

Red onions are not red. #SundayTruth

Evil manifests from those who “know” they are right. #SundayTruth

Gas stoves are not the enemy. #SundayTruth

No matter how many pages you turn on the calendar, nothing changes if you only wash, rinse, and repeat. #SundayTruth

Of course, it’s always in the last place you look. #SundayTruth

Whether you are sitting around doing nothing or lounging around doing nothing you are still doing nothing. #SundayTruth

Although some have forgotten, Thanksgiving is for giving thanks. #SundayTruth

The coldest night is not always the one spent alone. #SundayTruth

One man’s blessing is another man’s curse. #SundayTruth

You will never find what you don’t seek. #SundayTruth

Customer service is dead. #SundayTruth