MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: Ya Basta. No mas. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Some days, it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you want a good harvest come Fall, you best sow good seeds this Spring. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Just because a chicken has wings don’t mean it can fly. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: We don’t need daylight savings. Just, get it together and manage your time better. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said, It’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. (And, Don’t I know it.) #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said, The thing about politicians is they know more ways to take your money than a room full of lawyers. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said, No matter how much water you bail out of the basement, it’s still gonna flood if you don’t fix the leak....

It’s like Mama always said, Before you raise a little hell, make sure you are right with heaven. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Even the devil was an angel in the beginning. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Some people just argue to hear themselves speak. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Most will only hear the music and not pay attention to the lyrics. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Good silently goes to sleep while evil thumps its chest proclaiming its virtue. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Nothing really changes except the names and the places. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: It’s good to have friends in high places, but you still want to keep a few in those low ones. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If the dog won’t stop barking, muzzle it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: No matter how crowded, there is always room for another person at the table. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: It’s important to vote. How else will you know who’s stealing your money? #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You gotta pay the fiddler - whether or not you liked the music.” #MamaSaid