MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! You mean that your generation is not responsible for my frustration!?! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The woodpecker keeps pecking my wood! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Some think that there should be consequences for my actions! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I can’t even match with myself on dating apps. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I fought a robot phone tree and the robot won! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Despite all of these years and invested time, my Daylight Savings Account is still empty! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A celebrity said something I did not like! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a garage sale but they would not sell me the garage! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Social Media “fact checked” my outrage! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When looking for sunglasses, why do they always put the price sticker on the left lens? #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I lost my phonebook and now cannot recall who’s on my s*** list! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I think there is something wrong with my dryer. It keeps spitting out mismatched socks.  It happened...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Henry Ford first patented a flying car concept in 1910. It’s been over a hundred years. Why am I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! We should use the word “correspondence” and the word “mail” should be stricken from the lexicon. It...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My dog follows me around like a lost puppy! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When my brother lost ten pounds, he gave them to me! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They put two heels in my loaf of bread. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Standing in line at the store, the person in front of me paid with cash! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All these spirits run by the house but none pause to pour! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My lawn is covered in leaves! #Outrage