MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Everybody wants to control everything except themselves. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend used Miracle Whip instead of Hellman’s in my tunafish sandwich! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize!...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Heart disease remains America’s number one cause of death, but we haven’t banned hearts! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend went to the ER and all he brought me was a lousy t-shirt. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor closed his curtains and now I cannot see what he is up to. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why don't they make skinny jeans for fat people! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I borrowed money from the government and now they expect me to pay it back! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They’ve been lying all of this time. Big Foot wears a size 6 shoe! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t Elvis been canceled for his heinous characterization of hound dogs? “You ain't nothin' but...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I cannot believe the behavior of our elected representatives. It’s almost as if those who represent...