MARIO KIEFER

Marking myself safe from marking myself safe. #PetPeeveThursday

BUSINESS: “A fifteen percent gratuity is mandatory and automatically added to the bill.” ME: “If it's mandatory, then it’s not a...

When someone says, “I will be there at four,” knowing they won’t. #PetPeeveThursday

Wanting to be mad rich, but only making it through the first part. #PetPeeveThursday

Dear Contractor: After five visits to “adjust” the repair you made, how many more do you think it will take before the item is finally...

Dear Garbage Man: Each week, I duly place my trash bins outside to the right at the end of my driveway standing up on concrete. I even...

If you say “heard” to me, I won’t hear you. #PetPeeveThursday

If you must call me, please text to let me know you are going to call. #PetPeeveThursday

The speed limit is thirty. I am driving thirty-two. Get off my behind. #PetPeeveThursday

If you do not use your turn signal, how do you signal your intention to turn? #PetPeeveThursday

Too much trash, not enough can. #PetPeeveThursday

Thank you for the unsolicited advice. #PetPeeveThursday

Checking your work email in the morning and receiving four “urgent” messages each asking for something “first thing in the morning” from...

You know who you are and what you did. #PetPeeveThursday

People who complain about people who complain about the price of gas. #PetPeeveThursday

Woody Woodpecker. Enough Said. #PetPeeveThursday

RECEIVED TEXT: Hi, this is John Smith and I am a candidate for [insert office here] . . . [Respond “STOP” if you do not wish to the...

You don’t need to drive your child three blocks to school, Karen. My taxes are paying for the school bus - and, I don’t even have kids....

Email is correspondence. It is not meant to be used as chat. #PetPeeveThursday

Driving down the highway on the first sunny day after a storm, but still dodging ice and snow that hits my windshield because the driver...