MARIO KIEFER

Email is correspondence. It is not meant to be used as chat. #PetPeeveThursday

Driving down the highway on the first sunny day after a storm, but still dodging ice and snow that hits my windshield because the driver...

Ok, seriously! If you are going to make me change my password each and every time that I log-in, why issue passwords? Just send me an...

The light is green. Put down your phone and go. #PetPeeveThursday

So much talk, but nothing being said. #PetPeeveThursday

ME: You must take 2 then add 2, then in order to . . . YOU: Everyone knows that 2 + 2 = 4 ME: That was a comma, not a period....

Your gift card is expired. #PetPeeveThursday

Thank you for shipping that Christmas present in time for New Year’s Day. #PetPeeveThursday

Rushing home because I must sign for the package, but finding it sitting on the stoop. #PetPeeveThursday

If you must sing the song at the top of your lungs at least know the words. #PetPeeveThursday

There is a special place in hell reserved for the one who invented the phone tree. #PetPeeveThursday

“Shop local,” they say. But every time I go into the store, they tell me it’s “out of stock” and I must order it online. #PetPeeveThursday

“Johnny, put down the video game and come to dinner, now!” “Five more minutes!” #PetPeeveThursday

I hate it when airlines say “pack your patience.” How am I supposed to get to it in the cargo hold? #PetPeeveThursday

People who tell me not to call them sir or ma’am. #PetPeeveThursday

When the heat must be on in the morning and the air conditioning in the afternoon. #PetPeeveThursday

The puppet theater of politics. #PetPeeveThursday

Having that brilliant idea but forgetting it before you have the chance to write it down. #PetPeeveThursday

No, no! That stop sign is NOT a suggestion. #PetPeeveThursday

Why does every clock in the house always have a different time? #PetPeeveThursday