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Bliss
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Have you ever looked at someone and thought, “If ignorance...
mariokiefer
Mar 30, 20251 min read


Doing My Part
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a month since my last confession. When I saw a row of EV’s not in use, I unplugged them to...
mariokiefer
Mar 9, 20251 min read


Shhhh!
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been 1 week since my last confession. I thought to create a website where users might post and...
mariokiefer
Feb 2, 20251 min read


Dinner Time!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When I invited a friend for dinner, I had to force him...
mariokiefer
Jan 26, 20251 min read


Surly
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I will not tip a rude and surly server. I will now go...
mariokiefer
Jan 12, 20251 min read


Shocking!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been a while since my last confession. Sometimes, I make up confessions just to see if I can...
mariokiefer
Jan 6, 20251 min read


Go, Already!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I really don’t care where a celebrity moves. I will say...
mariokiefer
Nov 24, 20241 min read


Squeaky
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Because the dog will destroy a new toy within ten...
mariokiefer
Nov 17, 20241 min read


If it feels good . . .
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I don’t even know when last I confessed. If felt good until it didn’t. I will now go say five Hail...
mariokiefer
Nov 10, 20241 min read


Dollars and No Sense
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to a Dollar store and asked the cashier why...
mariokiefer
Oct 13, 20241 min read


Calendar
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I forgot to change my “Priests of Rome” calendar...
mariokiefer
Oct 6, 20241 min read


Out of Tune
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I stood up and walked out when someone sang out of...
mariokiefer
Sep 22, 20241 min read


Sloth
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been a few weeks since my last confession. How could I have sinned if I have done nothing? I...
mariokiefer
Sep 8, 20241 min read


Retraction
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because I believed it, I repeated something I saw on...
mariokiefer
Aug 25, 20241 min read


Sinful Treats
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the grocery store and did not buy the dog a...
mariokiefer
Aug 18, 20241 min read


Olympic
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I don’t watch the Olympics for the sports. I will now...
mariokiefer
Aug 11, 20241 min read


Spam
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I send everything to spam folders. I will now go say...
mariokiefer
Jul 14, 20241 min read


Where's The Beef?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While the dog was sleeping, I dug up his bone and...
mariokiefer
Jun 9, 20241 min read


Is that you, Dorian?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When I changed my driver’s license, I had them...
mariokiefer
Jun 2, 20241 min read


Who?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I rode through the desert on a horse with no name. I...
mariokiefer
May 26, 20241 min read
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