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Ten!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I ordered an 8-piece nugget box and they gave me 10! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Sep 26, 20231 min read


Recognition
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Nobody recognizes my outrage! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Sep 19, 20231 min read


Squatters' Rights
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There’s an old man living in my mirror who copies everything that I do! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Sep 5, 20231 min read


Therapy
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My therapist said my emotional service animal needs time away from me! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Aug 29, 20231 min read


Spirit Animals
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My spirit animal is a platypus. #Outrage
mariokiefer
Aug 15, 20231 min read


Hocum
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The hokey-pokey is what it is all about! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Aug 8, 20231 min read


Hokey Pokey
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I poked the bear and it poked back! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Aug 1, 20231 min read


Italy
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They won’t let me be a high school foreign exchange student to Rome. #Outrage
mariokiefer
Jul 25, 20231 min read


01 10 01 10
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They keep making computer code binary! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Jul 18, 20231 min read


Taxing
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The current tax on tea should lead to rebellion! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Jul 11, 20231 min read


Bullfrogs
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With apologies to Three Dog Night, Jeremiah was a bullfrog and he was a good friend of mine, but I...
mariokiefer
Jul 4, 20231 min read


That's Hot
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The weather is hot in the summer. #Outrage
mariokiefer
Jun 20, 20231 min read


Just Because
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t why. Just because I can be. #Outrage
mariokiefer
Jun 6, 20231 min read


Sorry, Try Again
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I am trying to win a soda company’s contest, but no matter how many times I put the cap back on then...
mariokiefer
May 30, 20231 min read


Cheerio
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Did you know that children sometimes will eat Cheerios without milk? #Outrage
mariokiefer
May 23, 20231 min read


Chasing Tail
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how much I chase my tail, I never catch it! #Outrage
mariokiefer
May 16, 20231 min read


Chasing Tail
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how much I chase my tail, I never catch it! #Outrage
mariokiefer
May 9, 20231 min read


Keep Truckin'
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With apologies to The Little River Band, Why does the lonesome loser keep on trying? #Outrage
mariokiefer
May 2, 20231 min read


I Am
With apologies to Neil Diamond, I am outraged! Absolutely outraged "I am ... I said to no one there and no one heard at all not even the...
mariokiefer
Apr 25, 20231 min read


Goldilocks
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Hot, cold, hot, cold, hot cold. Make up your mind, Mother Nature! #Outrage
mariokiefer
Apr 18, 20231 min read
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