MARIO KIEFER

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Pouring rain a mile away and not a drop at my house. #PetPeeveThursday

Thank you for picking up after your dog, but must you leave the little bag at the end of my driveway? #PetPeeveThursday

To the person who has called four times in the last four hours: Thank you for assuring me that you are not as scam, but I remain...

When the cost of delivery is more than the cost of the goods. #PetPeeveThursday

Why make an appointment if you are still going to wait thirty minutes before being seen? #PetPeeveThursday

Dear Delivery Services: How many days in a row must I be confined to my house as I wait to sign for the package you promised would be...

WHAT HE SAID: Hey Mario, With the current state of the economy you might want to consider alternative investment strategies. Thank you,...

Does anyone really need to mow their lawn at 7:00 a.m.? #PetPeeveThursday

Please keep your children and pets indoors. Some of us are trying to sleep because we were up all night lighting fireworks....

Marking myself safe from marking myself safe. #PetPeeveThursday

BUSINESS: “A fifteen percent gratuity is mandatory and automatically added to the bill.” ME: “If it's mandatory, then it’s not a...

When someone says, “I will be there at four,” knowing they won’t. #PetPeeveThursday

Wanting to be mad rich, but only making it through the first part. #PetPeeveThursday

Dear Contractor: After five visits to “adjust” the repair you made, how many more do you think it will take before the item is finally...

Dear Garbage Man: Each week, I duly place my trash bins outside to the right at the end of my driveway standing up on concrete. I even...

If you say “heard” to me, I won’t hear you. #PetPeeveThursday

If you must call me, please text to let me know you are going to call. #PetPeeveThursday

The speed limit is thirty. I am driving thirty-two. Get off my behind. #PetPeeveThursday

If you do not use your turn signal, how do you signal your intention to turn? #PetPeeveThursday