MARIO KIEFER

Too much trash, not enough can. #PetPeeveThursday

Thank you for the unsolicited advice. #PetPeeveThursday

Checking your work email in the morning and receiving four “urgent” messages each asking for something “first thing in the morning” from...

You know who you are and what you did. #PetPeeveThursday

People who complain about people who complain about the price of gas. #PetPeeveThursday

Woody Woodpecker. Enough Said. #PetPeeveThursday

RECEIVED TEXT: Hi, this is John Smith and I am a candidate for [insert office here] . . . [Respond “STOP” if you do not wish to the...

You don’t need to drive your child three blocks to school, Karen. My taxes are paying for the school bus - and, I don’t even have kids....

Email is correspondence. It is not meant to be used as chat. #PetPeeveThursday

Driving down the highway on the first sunny day after a storm, but still dodging ice and snow that hits my windshield because the driver...

Ok, seriously! If you are going to make me change my password each and every time that I log-in, why issue passwords? Just send me an...

The light is green. Put down your phone and go. #PetPeeveThursday

So much talk, but nothing being said. #PetPeeveThursday

ME: You must take 2 then add 2, then in order to . . . YOU: Everyone knows that 2 + 2 = 4 ME: That was a comma, not a period....

Your gift card is expired. #PetPeeveThursday

Thank you for shipping that Christmas present in time for New Year’s Day. #PetPeeveThursday

Rushing home because I must sign for the package, but finding it sitting on the stoop. #PetPeeveThursday

If you must sing the song at the top of your lungs at least know the words. #PetPeeveThursday

There is a special place in hell reserved for the one who invented the phone tree. #PetPeeveThursday

“Shop local,” they say. But every time I go into the store, they tell me it’s “out of stock” and I must order it online. #PetPeeveThursday