MARIO KIEFER

Assumptions. Period. #PetPeeveThursday

That bag of chips that is mostly air. #PetPeeveThursday

Everybody acting like tomorrow will be different than today. #PetPeeveThursday

It really burns Santa’s ass when people leave the fire going overnight on Christmas Eve. #PetPeeveThursday

The number eleven. It’s just rude. #PetPeeveThursday

People who use fascist tactics to protest fascism. #PetPeeveThursday

Businesses that are only open when I am working. #PetPeeveThursday

Turkey Jerky. It’s just wrong. #PetPeeveThursday #GivingThanks

Grocery stores that (because of the pandemic) won’t sell bulk baked goods but are fine with letting you touch every apple in the store....

Any movie filmed in 3D. #PetPeeveThursday

I am just too annoyed by some little thing to post a pet peeve today. #PetPeeveThursday

Calling your internet service provider because your internet is down and listening to the recording on the other end of the line suggest...

People who are STILL talking about masks. #PetPeeveThursday

To the woman who keeps calling and saying “hello” to my answering machine: If you leave a message, I might call you back. Then, again, I...

People who speak of themselves in the third person: Mario really hates that. #PetPeeveThursday

Waiting in line at the grocery store behind the woman who pulls out fifty coupons then rummages through her purse for exact change....

I needed to put that thing away in a safe location where I could always find it. It’s so safe now that even I don’t know where it is....

When that thing you ordered at the beginning of this pandemic finally arrives, but you disputed the charge three months ago....

When Jake from State Farm calls in the middle of the night and asks me what I’m wearing. #PetPeeveThursday

I never had any problem dialing out on my old rotary phone, but my “smart” phone drops calls all of the time. #PetPeeveThursday