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Go, Already!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I really don’t care where a celebrity moves. I will say...
mariokiefer
Nov 24, 20241 min read


Squeaky
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Because the dog will destroy a new toy within ten...
mariokiefer
Nov 17, 20241 min read


If it feels good . . .
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I don’t even know when last I confessed. If felt good until it didn’t. I will now go say five Hail...
mariokiefer
Nov 10, 20241 min read


Dollars and No Sense
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to a Dollar store and asked the cashier why...
mariokiefer
Oct 13, 20241 min read


Calendar
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I forgot to change my “Priests of Rome” calendar...
mariokiefer
Oct 6, 20241 min read


Out of Tune
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I stood up and walked out when someone sang out of...
mariokiefer
Sep 22, 20241 min read


Sloth
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been a few weeks since my last confession. How could I have sinned if I have done nothing? I...
mariokiefer
Sep 8, 20241 min read


Retraction
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because I believed it, I repeated something I saw on...
mariokiefer
Aug 25, 20241 min read


Sinful Treats
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the grocery store and did not buy the dog a...
mariokiefer
Aug 18, 20241 min read


Olympic
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I don’t watch the Olympics for the sports. I will now...
mariokiefer
Aug 11, 20241 min read


Spam
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I send everything to spam folders. I will now go say...
mariokiefer
Jul 14, 20241 min read


Where's The Beef?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While the dog was sleeping, I dug up his bone and...
mariokiefer
Jun 9, 20241 min read


Is that you, Dorian?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When I changed my driver’s license, I had them...
mariokiefer
Jun 2, 20241 min read


Who?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I rode through the desert on a horse with no name. I...
mariokiefer
May 26, 20241 min read


No Contrition
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I walked out of a restaurant because the server wore...
mariokiefer
May 19, 20241 min read


MacArthur's Park
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. It was me. I left the cake out in the rain. I will...
mariokiefer
May 12, 20241 min read


Irish de Mayo
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I had an Irish breakfast on Cinco de Mayo. I will now...
mariokiefer
May 5, 20241 min read


Doggie Bag
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. After going out to dinner I brought home a doggie...
mariokiefer
Apr 28, 20241 min read


Expert Opinion
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I paid an expert to state the obvious. I will now go...
mariokiefer
Apr 21, 20241 min read


Sin-namon
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I am a glutton for cinnamon. I will now go say five...
mariokiefer
Apr 14, 20241 min read
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