MARIO KIEFER

All holidays are about the green. #SundayTruth

There is nothing the government won't find a way to tax - even the hours of your day. #SundayTruth

Love does not mean never having to say you are sorry. It means not doing that which brings sorrow. #SundayTruth

Might as well do it: You are damned if you do and you’re damned if don’t. #SundayTruth

Love is a four-letter word. #SundayTruth

Gratuity (noun): something given VOLUNTARILY or beyond obligation usually for some service. (Merriam-Webster dictionary) [emphasis added]...

It isn’t “self check out” if a cashier must reset the machine during every single use. #SundayTruth

Same shit, different year. #SundayTruth

All turkeys gobble. #SundayTruth

Everybody lies. #SundayTruth

So many can hear but do not know how to listen. #SundayTruth

Why bother? Nobody wants the truth. #SundayTruth

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who finish things and those who #SundayTruth

They call it “standby” because you stand by the gate and watch everyone else board. #SundayTruth

With apologies to Stephen Stills: “If you can’t be with the one you love . . . love the one your with.” #SundayTruth

It doesn’t matter what you order online - the first time, it will be the wrong thing. #SundayTruth

You cannot fix democracy by denying a vote. #SundayTruth

When you’re underwear is too tight, nothing goes right. #SundayTruth

Recycled toilet paper is not what you think. #SundayTruth

Many are lost but cannot see a way out. Others are lost and don’t even know it. #SundayTruth